Phone rings again yesterday.
Hello, Amy.
Yes.
I was at your talk Tuesday night.
When I walked out, Shirley told me Who You Were. I shouldn't admit this, I'm so old fashioned, it didn't occur to me that Fish was your maiden name.
(What's a maiden name?)
Anyway, I must tell you that my ex-husband usd to be business partners with blah blah who went to law school with your father. It was such a coincidence, I just had to call!
Uh-huh.
And your mother used to go out with blah blah blah when she was sixteen?
Yeah that's true actually.
At that time, I was a friend of his brother.
Really? So you are practically my sister
Also, Your aunt is a contemporary of mine. There are so many connections, I just had to call!
Yes I can see why you were compelled. Tell me, by any chance did you recently enter a contest for free movie passes?
these things would not happen if you didn't speak on the phone!
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