Yes, Hello. Do you have a shuttle from the airport?
No I'm sorry Ma'am.
Check hotel website again.
Call back hotel and ask to speak to someone who is actually standing in a actual hotel.
Yes, we have a complimentary shuttle but not all the way to the airport. When you get out the airport doors, take shuttle to bus terminal and our shuttle will pick you up from the bus terminal. Call us when you get on the bus.
Hi I'm on the bus.
Great. Shuttle will be there in 20 minutes.
Announcement over Bus PA System: Airport express bus tickets are bought when you leave the bus. Save $2 by buying return ticket.
Buy return ticket to save $2. (This is foreshadowing so please remember this nugget for later).
Disembark and look for bright green van.
(Wait 20 minutes at bus terminal)
I was feeling guilty about not having American money to tip this guy but with every minute that I stand on the interstate waiting for him, my guilt abates about twenty five cents.
Hi. I called earlier about an
Let me check.
He says he's there Ma'am.
Um, ok. I really don't see him.
I'm not sure what to say, Ma'am.
Walk around bus terminal which is smaller than my first apartment.
No bright green van.
Is there any way I can get his phone number?
Sure. (gives me phone number)
Hmmm. Now what?