Worst part is that we have to end it.
60 g-d damn kilometers at the end of the summer.
Second worst part is have to raise $2K to walk.
(And you think chemo is a problem).
To make the fundraising more fun (yup, went there), my awesome team and I put a spectacular action together. There are tons of cool stuff to buy, none of which I am featuring because they don't benefit me directly. This hat is not worth clicking on, neither is any of the other knitted stuff, and the tickets totally suck. Probably not worth browsing for jewellery or father's day gifts.
Getting back to me -
I am selling two things:
1. Complaint Celebrity: A chance for a starring role in this blog. Click here to bid on the opportunity to tell me your complaint story and have me write it up and post it here. I can feature you or put you in my witness protection program which often features a sex change. Up to you.
2. Complaint Consultation: For all of you who stop me after my talks to tell me about your problems with the bank, the cable company or your mother in law, click here to email your complaint dilemma and I will give you a few options for how to resolve your complaint. If a letter needs to be sent, I will write it for you. If a phone call needs to be made, I will give you talking points. I used to think this was a possible business opportunity but since it is
Amy that sounds so, uh, interesting. But honestly I don't want to buy you that badly. Can't I just give you money so that you will go away?
Oh thank you so much for offering.
Yes of course.
Click here: Amy's Breast Cancer Donation Page to give me money.
Thank you in advance for your generous support.