Corona Costume Party Ideas (Pretend it is the future when you read this)

1. Superhero health care workers: Borrow blue or green hospital scrubs and wear a red cape, in tribute to all the doctors, nurses and other staff who risked their lives and got us through the pandemic while we sat at home watching hand-washing videos.

2. Zoom: Cut out 6-8 rectangular photos and put a red microphone and/or a video logo in the bottom left hand corner of each. Tape to your torso. For extra laughs, include some of the memes that went around (e.g., person on the toilet)

3. Empty shelves: Cut strips of brown corrugated cardboard and attach to your arms. Put little tags showing what should be on the shelves (e.g., toilet paper, flour, sugar).

4. Gen Z Spring Break partier: Shorts, t-shirt and sunglasses and a bottle of Corona. Try to look oblivious for maximum impact.

5. Hand sanitizer: Don't go to the party. you are too scarce. If anyone asks where you are, tell them you'll show up for $800.