- It's less than a mile up the road
- It also starts with H
- It's also on a street that starts with A
- Both have a bright green logo.
Yup. You are staying at the Hilton.
Wow, That's Flaky, even for me.
Don't feel bad, Hon. People do this all the time. Would you like a bottle of water?
We will get Mike (the van driver) to take you over to the other hotel.
Oh great. I didn't even tip the guy, now, he's going to have to take me from the hotel I'm not even staying at.
Can I please get some change?