Goes to same running store.
But today, Sir, you must try this new brand. They have extra cushioning. Resistant to temperature changes. Techtonic supernova technology. Your Feet Will Love Them.
What if they don't fit right?
If they don't fit right you can bring them back.
Runs in store aisle.
Significantly less fine.
Returns to running store.
Brings back this new brand of running shoes.
Not. So. Fast.
You can't bring back these shoes Sir because you ran in them.
Yes I did. They are running shoes.
You ran outside.
Yes I did. This is where I run. (Husband too polite to say that running up and down store aisle would make training insurmountably cumbersome).
We can not take them back.
Husband says I don't need these shoes. They don't fit me correctly. I will leave them with you and I will also buy the same brand that I always buy.
Husband watched me on TV
Couple of days later his phone rings.
Sir you were in our store a few days ago attempting to return a pair of running shoes.
Yes that's me.
I said We couldn't take them back because you ran in them. Outside.
Yes that is where I run.
Good news. I took the shoes in the back and was able to clean the soles. They are as good as new. I can resell them no problem.
So we have gone ahead and issued you a complete refund for the shoes.
Book Club Discussion Questions
1. Running is often a metaphor for escaping. Discuss whether you are someone who runs "in the aisle" or someone who runs "outside". What are the similarities? Differences? Can someone be both an aisle runner and an outdoor runner? Would they wear the same shoes?
2. The narrator alludes to her television appearance and her turquoise necklace. Does the necklace hold magical complaint related powers? If the husband in the story was wearing a turquoise necklace would he have complained in the running store? Discuss the symbolism of turquoise as a necklace, a tool for gender identification and a refutation of magical thinking in heterosexual relationships.
3. The sales person character washes the soles of the shoes and refunds the husband's money in full. What do you think his or her motivation was? In the Bible, there are several instances of foot washing. Abraham washes his guests' feet in the desert, and Jesus washes his disciples' feet. Was the author using these allegories to illustrate the best possible customer service? Or do you think the sales person was just trying to be nice?
4. In this story, not complaining worked as well as complaining. Does that mean that complaining isn't worth the trouble? Or is this the narrator's way of telling us that complaining is more of an art than a science?