New craze going around Facebook called #feedthedeed (#needthefeed?).
Get nominated to do something nice for total strangers. Take pics or video and then nominate someone else. You have 24 hours to do it.
Have not been nominated.
In line at Grocery Store, guy ahead of me wearing scruffy hunting jacket.
Total bill comes to $15.33
Trying multiple credit cards.
Nothing works.
Line not getting shorter, people not getting more patient.
Think about all the #feedtheneed videos on FB, and feel motivated. Don't have to actually be nominated I tell myself to do something worthwhile.
Admiring all the good works I have been seeing lately, and with all the knowing confidence in the world, I slip the cashier a twenty and say I got this.
Guy in scruffy hunting jacket does not make eye contact.
Takes forty-two fifties and about thirty-seven $100 bills out of his wallet.
Selects a crisp red $50 and hands to cashier.
No wonder have not been nominated for #seedthefeed.
Have worst sixth sense ever.
Almost tried to buy groceries for a millionaire.
No comments:
Post a Comment