Closer examination shows a variety of miscellaneous and unexplainable charges.
Husband heroically sits on hold for
Finally gets through to service desk.
Service desk person listens to tale of woe.
I need to connect you to the Loyalty Department, Sir.
Yes. Please go ahead.
But I can't.
And why is that?
Because Sir. I can't forward any calls. My phone isn't working.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Mine neither.