B forgot his lunch at home.
Didn't have any money with him.
Guess he will be hungry and will remember to bring his lunch next time.
(Spoken like a true amateur.)
Comes home from school looking disappointingly well fed.
What did you have for lunch?
Fancy. You must have nice friends.
No, no, Mom. I paid.
Came up with the best way to make money.
I go up to people at school and ask them if they want me to do anything stupid for a loonie or a twonie.
I just run around screaming, or lift up my shirt.
Once, I had to say hi to some girl.
And, Mom, the funny thing is? They think I'm the sucker.
But Mom, they are totally the suckers.
I walk away with the money.