72 hours before the biggest (and only) catered event of my life so far, I get an e-mail from the caterer.
Caterer declared bankruptcy.
Food poisoning incident.
None of the above.
Cake: Chocolate or Vanilla?
Icing: Chocolate or Vanilla?
2. Jealous of people to whom the only emergency they have ever known is chocolate related
3. Also jealous of people to whom this decision would actually be an urgent one
4. Pity for the caterer who probably has to deal with decisions of this nature with the delicacy that perhaps they do not deserve
5. I am obviously in the wrong industry