Thursday 12 January 2012

Then Again, Golda Meir Never Met Justin Bieber

My Dad used to tell me about a Golda Meir quote where she said something like we can forgive the Arabs anything, but we can't forgive them for turning our sons into killers.

I know what she meant.

I can forgive Justin Bieber his youtube video.

I can forgive him for his music, his lyrics and associated fame.

I can forgive him for my ten year old boy's endless use of my blow dryer.

Hell, I can forgive him for creating a nail polish, marketing the nail polish to six year old girls, and naming the colors after his hit songs.

But Justin - making the nail polish so unbelievably hard to remove?

I really can't forgive you for that one.

2 comments:

  1. I can't forgive his parents from unleashing him on humanity, but I can help you with the nail polish: the sally Hanson jar to remove tips is full on acetone. Removes even shellack Mani in seconds

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  2. I'm here being entertained by my very funny friend and her friends (who are also my friends).

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