(and other things my kids said today before 9am):
Watch - I can play the recorder through my nose!
MOM - Follow me on Twitter.
Clementine oranges? Oh great! Do we have any salsa?
Why does my brother always get to hog all the purple hair elastics?
It wasn't me - Dad was watching that show.
and my personal favorite:
I would read your blog Mom, but I really don't have time.